Raccoon

I saw a raccoon today. I thought raccoons were nocturnal, but I saw one at 7:00pm when it was still bright outside. It ran across the street while I was pulling up to my friend's house. I almost hit it with my car, but didn't because I was driving at the residential speed limit of 25mph. Once I parked, I went to see where it went so I could take a picture of it with my phone. I then noticed a striped tail and furry animal butt sticking out of the storm drain on the side of the curb. I walked over to it and looked inside the dark entrance to the stanky underground. There it was. Looking back at me with its claws grasping on to the metal steps that lead down to the brown land. It was just chilling there looking at me. I just stood there looking at it. It was cute. I believe it was my first time seeing a wild raccoon. I named him Max. Fin.

I got pulled over

At 11:59pm on Thursday, May 21st.
I was pulled over by a police officer.
It was a male officer.
He was not going for my seductive eyelash fluttering.
No sir, not this officer, not tonight.
He wrote me a ticket.
It took him a while, but he wrote it.
He wrote me a fix-it-ticket.
He said I was cooperative.
He liked that.
I signaled left and drove down Culver.
I drove home.
Sweating in my Kobe jersey.
LAKERS blew it tonight!
WTF!?!?

LA skyline

I usually don't buy hats, but I like this one.

(m)orning tour

I was able to catch the Mae show at Chain Reaction on May 6. It was a dos decision to go, luckily Em came with me. The opening bands PersonL and Barcelona were pretty impressive. Mae played for about an hour and a half. Their setlist was top notch. They reminded me why they're one of my favorite bands.

Hey

it's May.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun...

...Let's go Lakers!

8 fingers, 1 thumb

I injured my thumb playing basketball last night.
It hurt to bend it and put any pressure on it.
It was swollen and pink.
I reinjured it playing basketball tonight.
Now it's twice as swollen as it was before.
Now it's purple.
Am I stupid?
Or am I a soldier?
The answer is...




I'm a mother****in' dumbass!